Shoulda known that as soon as i put away my summer clothes the weather would get into the 70 degrees....um..isn't this november not march?...lol
Well...the hillbilly relatives are still at it...i guess since they dug around and found my cell phone # it's now a fun new game for them to leave me voicemails.....i've been getting some pretty good ones....i played them for grandparents & uncle pete to listen to...Cody & Sarah haven't got any..just me...for some reason..i don't know...it's mainly saying stuff like:"You need to know what a piece of sorry sh*t your father is!He is SORRY...you all think we're trash!he's BAD!He doesn't want you to know how bad he is!I'm gonna tell you little b*tch!."and they went into telling over the voicemail how he's been a drug addict and all that other crap that i already know about and don't give a crap about..Yawn!.FAIL!...LOL..
We all just laughed about it and Uncle Pete looks at me and says:"You know...you better not tell your Daddy about this or let him listen to it...he's already pissed as hell about this already...we don't need him going to jail."...i said:"Believe me...I know"...so late yesterday evening Cody calls Dad and tells him all about it....and me & Sarah are yelling::"Nooooo! Don't tell him!".....Cody starts calling/laughing and he says:"Oh i wanna see this happen it's gonna get bad..they deserve the wrath of THECHAD on them!"
so he says to him:"Hey,Chad...uh they found Julia's cell phone# and have been leaving threats on the voicemail and had a few things to say about you."..dead silence...."OH they have,have they?....well...what did they say?"..cody grabbed my phone and sent it to him over the phone...he listened to it and gets back on there and he says in an evil voice:"That's great...just great...well..they're gonna wish they hadn't said that sh*t because next week i'm comin' home and clean godd*mn house around there,and it's gonna get ugly...they better start hidin' NOW...they're asses are mine!" ..LMAO!..we tried to hide our giggles...it's just so funny when he loses it like that mad as hell.....
and so we told him about them calling Grandma yesterday at home and yelling at her because she won't ever invite them over for holidays or have anything to do w/them since their mother(Grandma's sister)died and she just hung up on them...and Dad says:"Yeah..they wonder why we won't have anything to do w/them or ever have dinner w/them?Really?!It's because they are so F****** crazy! They try to poison the food they cook!...they put acid in a pan of dressing one year!It started bubbling and everyone noticed it and they all acted like their brother's new girlfriend did it because they wanted rid of her!..They even called a dirty cop they knew that year when they "found the acid" in the dressing and tried to blame that woman!...I just looked over and noticed the damn thing was bubbling over & over and i knew they put acid in it!It's that godd*mn barbara& sandy doin' that shit!...they like that sh*t like that!...that's why we have always wanted to keep you kids away from them and never touch anything they make!..Ask Grandma she can tell you about that...true story!"...
we were not really shocked but it's kinda like you're thinking:"OMG!"...see, that's how criminally insane they are....they like to poison people....they all stay high on all kinds of street drugs,sell them too,and now they "claim"they have lupus or something, so those 2 stay high on liquid morphine all the time now they get from a dirty doctor who will write them a prescription.....i just don't understand them..
they are all mad at us and bothering us and we have no idea why...we do nothing but respect them to their faces and are polite/nice to them and go on about our lives..we try to avoid them at all costs but when we have to face them in town or something we're always nice...so i guess you can't explain crazy hillbillies..not this bunch anyway.....we won't invite them over,wait on them for a meal at grandma's house,pay for everything for them,or acknowledge them and it's all because they are so freaking crazy!..
Dad says that they just all stay in the drug business/feel sorry for themselves/and stay wiped out all the time on the drugs,want hand-outs, and they don't know what they are doing...he said:"Don't worry about them..next week i'll take good care of their asses...they're just mad at me...this sh*t is goin' to stop!....they're not even gonna know what hit them!they won't have a head-start to run away from me!..." then he laughed all crazy-like...yikes.
it's really annoying and stressful lately..i hate them all...geez..can't wait til next week!.*sarcastic face*..now we know why there's been so many earthquakes here in Oklahoma...even nature knows...my Dad is coming home next week and there's gonna be some MAJOR ass-kicking...yikes..hope he doesn't go to jail....lol...because he totally loses it when he's mad...he's hot-headed as hell like the rest of us...he's so mad right now...oh man...i'm scared of what he'll do to them...they don't even know what they are in for now....it's all over now but the crying for them....
god..this is all so hillbilly....lol..oh well...at least i can journal about those morons...
xoxo
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